6th July – Rehearsals

Laura: What are men doing in their pants? I don’t understand!

Rohan: why is this wool so negative?

Rohan: I do love wool!

Connor: I’ll fuck a horse but I won’t vote UKIP!s

Beth: Rohan, why are you in the shetland islands?

Kate: Connor turned into three children

Pete: HE’S JUST FILMING KIDS NOW

Laura: He goin’ be so mad when he realise he aint go’in get no 99

Connor: I’ll put it in my walking money pouch
Kate: its a pocket mate

Laura: THE TREES LOVE DONALD TRUMP

Pete:  I take a lot of criticism about my penis, but it would be enough to kill a bee

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