Connor: That’s not a sleeping dinosaur, that’s just cleavage.
Pete: We should all be proud of our bed wanking!
Rohan: Don’t worry Pete, I support your lies
Pete: I just believe in a world thats slightly more fun.
Bryony: Oh why are you in japanese?
Pete: Firstly, can you imagine how much latex I would need for a gimp suit?
Beth: its getting difficult to ensure this fourth wall
Connor: I’m a huge hitler fan
Connor: I feel it in my fingers – I feel it in my balls –
Rohan: It’s chla-myd-i-aaaaaa!
Pete: Go on then! Try and sue me!
Kate: You now play Ashtray Number 1
Pete: (muttering about women) Fucking suffragettes – ruined that horse race –
Kate: I was helms deep in your momma last night
Connor: DID HE PARK IN THE SUN?
Pete: Oh, not chunky! He ate the most!
Connor: I don’t want to have a lower half!
Pete: If I could have any job in the world I’d be a stallion
Pete: It’s the best job – right?
Kate: What, getting wanked off in a shed for the rest of your life?
Pete: When do you think the suffragettes were?
Connor: Last week, right?
Rohan: Yeah, we’ren’t they playing Iceland yesterday?